Pinch Hit
PINCH HIT
TIM GREEN
DEDICATION
For the Wolkoff boys,
Judah, Jacob, and
Benjamin
CONTENTS
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
1 Trevor
2 Sam
3 Trevor
4 Sam
5 Trevor
6 Sam
7 Trevor
8 Sam
9 Sam
10 Trevor
11 Trevor
12 Sam
13 Trevor
14 Sam
15 Trevor
16 Sam
17 Trevor
18 Trevor
19 Sam
20 Sam
21 Trevor
22 Sam
23 Trevor
24 Sam
25 Sam
26 Trevor
27 Sam
28 Trevor
29 Sam
30 Trevor
31 Sam
32 Sam
33 Trevor
34 Sam
35 Trevor
36 Sam
37 Trevor
38 Sam
39 Sam
40 Trevor
41 Trevor
42 Sam
43 Trevor
44 Sam
45 Sam
46 Trevor
47 Trevor
48 Sam
49 Trevor
50 Sam
51 Sam
52 Sam
53 Trevor
54 Sam
55 Trevor
56 Sam
57 Sam
58 Trevor
59 Trevor
60 Sam
61 Trevor
62 Sam
63 Sam
64 Sam
65 Sam
66 Trevor
67 Sam
68 Trevor
69 Sam
70 Sam
71 Trevor
72 Sam
73 Trevor
74 Sam
75 Sam
76 Trevor
77 Sam
78 Trevor
79 Sam
80 Sam
81 Trevor
82 Sam
83 Trevor
84 Sam
85 Trevor
86 Trevor
87 Sam
88 Trevor
89 Sam
90 Trevor
91 Sam
92 Sam
93 Sam
94 Sam
95 Sam
About the Author
Credits
Copyright
Back Ad
About the Publisher
1
TREVOR
The warrior raised his battered and bloody sword.
Trevor was just turning thirteen, but even though his chin trembled, he looked the bearded bandit in the eye and shouted, “You can kill me, but you’ll never rule this land!”
He grasped the enormous ruby from the center of the golden dragon’s breast. Before the swordsman could swing, Trevor threw the jewel into the pool of orange lava below.
“CUT!”
The camera rolled back on its tracks and the boom microphones flew up and away with the wave of nearly unseen poles. The stage quickly buzzed to life with people: gaffers, artists, best boys, interns, grips, production assistants, audio technicians, and costumers. Two assistants relieved the Mongol warrior of his helmet and sword, and he clanked off in the rest of his armor toward his dressing room.
“That’s a wrap for the day!” Pierce Everette, the director, shouted before he slipped up alongside Trevor. “Beautiful. You were beautiful.”
Trevor didn’t want to be beautiful, but he knew the director didn’t mean it quite that way and he didn’t stop to argue; it was his birthday, and his mother had promised him a big surprise. He thanked the director while the costume people buzzed around him, removing his armor, sword, and a small knife. Then he retreated to his own dressing room to get cleaned up and into some jeans and a T-shirt. Gabriel, Trevor’s personal assistant, stood in the corner. Gabriel was tall and thin with short blond hair plastered to his head so that it looked the same no matter what the wind or weather. He wore a tailored gray suit and a face like he’d eaten a lemon. Trevor ignored him.
There was a knock, and McKenna Steele slipped inside. She had hair as black as a crow’s wing. Her green eyes looked like glittering jewels in her pretty face and could only be outshone by her smile. She was tall for a girl, and thin, but she moved like a willow branch in a light breeze.
“I’m changing, McKenna, jeez,” Trevor said.
“Cut it out. You wanna play Halo Reach?”
Trevor liked McKenna, maybe not in the way she liked him, but he still liked her. His mom encouraged him to spend time with her, saying there weren’t a lot of kids his age who understood what it was like to be a star. McKenna certainly understood that. Although her family wasn’t in the business and they weren’t as rich as Trevor’s, she was on the cover of the teen magazines even more often than he was, and that was saying something.
“My mom’s got some surprise for me,” Trevor said. “I’ve got to get home.”
“Oh yeah, happy birthday to you.”
“Don’t sulk. Tomorrow.”
“You always say that, but you never play Halo,” McKenna teased. “I think you’re afraid I’ll beat you.”
“Of course you’ll beat me.” Trevor glanced in the mirror to be sure all the makeup was gone. “I don’t play it enough to beat you, but maybe tomorrow.”
“Well, happy birthday for real, then.” McKenna kissed his cheek, leaving.
Trevor blushed, but waited until she was gone before he brushed it off. Then he headed out himself, Gabriel following three steps behind until Trevor told him he had everything he needed and that he’d see him tomorrow.
A long limousine waited on the lot just outside the studio’s airplane hangar door. The director’s cousins from Cincinnati stood in a tight cluster—the ten- and thirteen-year-old girls giggling and jumping up and down, asking if they could take a picture. Trevor forced a smile and let them crowd around him. He signed a slew of eight-by-ten glossy face shots, then slipped into the long, dark car for the seven-minute ride home, happy to be alone with Dolph, the silent driver, and the dog, Wolf.
Most people freaked out when they saw Wolf, a hundred-pound German shepherd. The dog was something his mother insisted on. While Wolf could be ferocious, Trevor knew the animal was highly trained and wouldn’t hurt anyone unless Dolph told him to. But just the sight of the dog kept the crazy grown-ups with cameras—the paparazzi—from swarming too close to him.
At home, Thomas, the butler, opened the front door. Behind him stood a fourteen-foot white marble statue of some Greek god. A bird flew in through the front door with Trevor. The butler gasped and followed it with his eyes as it rose up toward the domed ceiling to chirp among the painted angels and clouds, dropping a mess directly onto the head of the Greek god with a soft spatter.
“Birds!” Thomas spoke through his teeth, and Trevor stifled a laugh.
He circled the statue, then plunged through the house looking for his mother. He found her sitting in the breakfast nook that overlooked the rose garden, texting someone on her phone. Her eyes scanned the message until she saw him and focused. “How was the shoot?”
“Good. He said ‘beautiful.’ I don’t care.” Trevor spoke fast. If his mom said he’d love his birthday present, he knew he would. She wasn’t given to overexaggerating. “What’s my surprise?”
She fired off one more text, then cleared her throat.
2
SAM
The Ferrari fooled people.
No one would ever imagine that the people who rode in a car like that would live in an old trailer next to the dump.
The stink of the county landfill outdid any smell Sam could describe. It sat, like an unwanted guest, not in his nose, but in the back of his throat. It left a taste that stayed with Sam the entire long bus ride to school. In the summertime, though, with school out, Sam got no relief unless he went on his father’s endless pitch meetings with film studios, production companies, and talent agencies. So, to escape the awful taste, Sam got up with his father, and the sun, leaving their broken trailer in a cloud of brown dust.
The fancy-looking car shone bright red and growled down the 110 Freeway as they passed Dodger Stadium. At a light on Wilshire, the engine began to clunk. Sam looked at his dad with disapproval.
“Not again,” Sam said.
“It’s a delicate machine,” his father replied.
“Shouldn’t you sell this thing, Dad? We could move into one of those condos by the design school. They have a pool.”
“A bed, a shower, a kitchen, a good pipe, and a desk,” his father said with a practiced smile, “that’s all you need. A Ferrari makes an impression, Son, and I’m in the business of impressions.”
“You’re a writer, Dad,” Sam said, “and a teacher. Writer first.”
His father patted the script that he’d inserted between his seat and the stick shift. Typed in big, bold letters were the words: “Dark Cellar by Randall Palomaki.”
“Writers in the business have to look the part, and when I sell Dark Cellar, we’ll get a house in West Hollywood where you can see forever. And a pool. Son, when your mother died, I made myself a promise. I was going to go for the gold. You understand? You don’t remember Sandusky, Ohio—you were too young—but when we left, we left for good
, and I will never look back.”
Sam said no more, but he couldn’t help sneaking a look at his father as they lurched into Paramount Studios. The guard gave them instructions where to park. Sam felt embarrassed for his father when he saw the guard smirking at the Ferrari as it sputtered away trailing a plume of blue smoke.
Sam’s father parked, got out, and patted the hood of the car. “Temperamental, but a timeless symbol of success. You want to be a player in this town? You gotta look like a player.”
He tugged at the cuffs of his shirt, straightening the links and smoothing the sleeves of his only suit.
Sam’s dad taught seventh-grade English in a poor district of LA, but looking like a middle school teacher was no way to sell a screenplay. To sell a screenplay, his dad had told him time and again, you have to look like you know how to play the game of life, and win. So, he had spent every cent he could possibly spare on the expensive dark suit that matched his eyes, a pair of slightly used five-hundred-dollar shoes, and a car worth twice as much as their home—a car he polished to a shine the night before even the most low-level meeting.
To Sam, pitch meetings were like pennies. If you had enough of them, they could probably add up to something, but each one held so little value that it was hard to get excited about. Still, Sam’s dad plowed on, writing and rewriting script after script, determined to create the next great horror flick. Since he could remember, Sam had heard the same optimistic exclamation hundreds, if not thousands, of times: “This is it! This guy gets it. He believes in this script. We’re going to get a deal, the green light, any day now. Any day.”
So far, the deal hadn’t come, but the pitch meetings continued, and his dad swore Dark Cellar was the ticket.
Maybe a better comparison would be a lottery ticket, Sam thought. Very unlikely to pay off, but if one ever did, it would be some kind of payday.
“Sam.” His father stopped short and pointed at a small sign posted on a battered metal door.
ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR EXTRAS AND STAND-INS CENTRAL CASTING
“So?” Sam said. He raised a copy of The Count of Monte Cristo to show his dad that he had plenty to keep him busy without being a face in the crowd on some movie set. The nice thing about the studios was that they all had benches parked under shady trees spread across their lots. Sam could get a lot of reading in while his father pitched scripts.
“So, you,” his dad said. “I’ll be in town every day this summer anyway with pitch meetings for Dark Cellar. You could make a few extra bucks.”
“I’ve got baseball, too, Dad.”
“Not till after dinner. Sam, think of the opportunity. When I do this deal, I want you to have a role in it. If you have some experience, it’ll only make it easier to convince the director.”
Sam studied his father’s thin face, the short, wiry orange hair and matching mustache and the freckles that went from his face all the way down his neck. Given Sam’s milky white skin and long, straight, hayblond hair, no one ever confused them for father and son. “Can I use some of the money to buy that new Nike mitt? I think it’ll make it easier for me to snag those line drives.”
“That’s the spirit!” his father said. “You go up and get the papers. When I’m done, I’ll stop back by and sign whatever I have to. Sound good?”
“I’ll be here,” Sam said, and he swung open the door as his dad hurried off.
Beginning to climb the metal flight of stairs, Sam saw two people coming down. One had a face Sam recognized from television, and the actor’s name was on the tip of his tongue, a tall cowboy with a gray beard. The second person was a woman with black plastic glasses, a sharp nose, and bright red hair. There was barely room for them to pass each other because the woman was wide and didn’t try to move aside.
Sam leaned into the railing, but as they went by, he slipped and stepped on her foot. The woman tumbled down the last three steps, landed square on her big butt, and let fly a thunderclap fart. Her face went as red as her hair. The cowboy tried not to laugh, but Sam couldn’t help himself.
“Why, you little brat!” The woman’s voice echoed through the stairwell and Sam hurried away, pressing a fist against his mouth to muffle his laughter.
As the door swung closed behind him, Sam heard her say, “You’ll get yours, you clumsy little fool.”
Sam found the line of applicants. It stretched down an entire hallway. He got into it, still chuckling to himself and thinking how glad he was that he’d never see the woman again. When his turn finally came, Sam put on a serious face and stepped in front of a camera to have his picture taken. He gave his height, weight, and name before being handed an application and pointed toward a cluster of tables. Sam filled out the paperwork with the exception of his father’s signature, then opened The Count of Monte Cristo. He figured his dad would show up soon.
He was reading when a man in a suit and tie came out from the back and shouted, “Sam Palomaki? Is Sam Palomaki here?”
Sam stood up and raised his hand while everyone stared.
“Why don’t we have your application?” the man asked, obviously annoyed. “You had your picture taken.”
Before Sam could answer, the man said, “Come with me.”
Sam grabbed his application and held it up, hoping he could make everything okay, but the man didn’t look back. Sam followed him through a doorway in the back of the room and down another hallway, feeling certain he’d spoiled any chance for becoming an extra and making the money for that mitt, and wondering if it all had anything to do with the farting woman who had been so angry.
They passed by a secretary, and the man pushed open the door to a corner office looking out over the lot. “Here. Sit down.”
Sam sat down in a chair facing the polished desk, still holding the application.
The man squinted at the application, then at Sam. “Don’t you know why you’re here?”
3
TREVOR
“You wanted to play baseball, right?”
Trevor nodded.
“And that’s what you’re going to do. It’s your father’s and my birthday present.”
“Real baseball?” For the past two years, Trevor had begged to play on a travel baseball team, or at the very least in a local league.
“As real as it gets.” She smiled that famous smile he sometimes saw on billboards advertising her latest films.
Trevor’s mouth dropped like a bomb. In a life of extreme privilege, it was a rare thing to be surprised or excited, and nearly impossible to be both at the same time, but this was it. He nodded his head.
“When?” Trevor spouted his words. “How?”
“It’s a surprise. Now, go get that smelly glove and let’s go.”
Trevor’s throat tightened. It didn’t even bother him that before the last word left her mouth, his mom was opening another message on her phone. He hurried back into the entryway, where a worker was already up on a ladder cleaning the statue’s head with a sponge. Trevor ran up the long sweeping staircase that curved around the marble entryway and then down a long hall.